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Sri Ramkrishna Sarada Vidyamahapith, also known as Kamarpukur College, is a college in Kamarpukur, in the Hooghly district, West Bengal, India. It offers undergraduate courses in arts and sciences. It is affiliated to University of Burdwan.\nIt was established in 1959.
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Skattungbyn is a locality situated in Orsa Municipality, Dalarna County, Sweden with 310 inhabitants in 2015.
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