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Fabrice Soulier is a professional poker player with over $5.5 Million in live poker tournament winnings and won his first bracelet in the 2011 World Series of Poker $10,000 H.O.R.S.E. Championship. In 2013 he was the runner up in the 2013 World Series of Poker Europe €10,000 + 450 No Limit Hold'em - Main Event, Earning him €610,000 ($824,513). In March 2014, Fabrice took down the €10,000 + 300\tNo Limit Hold'em EPT High Roller event for €392,900 ($542,342).
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