{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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The MRP-AEG was an organisation active in 1987–1988 which aimed to publish the Molotov–Ribbentrop pact, together with its secret protocols, and liquidation of its consequences.
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Learning Logs are a personalized learning resource for children. In the learning logs, the children record their responses to learning challenges set by their teachers. Each log is a unique record of the child's thinking and learning. The logs are usually a visually oriented development of earlier established models of learning journals, which can become an integral part of the teaching and learning program and have had a major impact on their drive to develop a more independent learner.
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