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Mähren is an Ortsgemeinde – a community belonging to a Verbandsgemeinde – in the Westerwaldkreis in Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany.
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KFAL is a radio station broadcasting a classic country format. It is licensed to Fulton, Missouri, and serves the Columbia, Missouri area. The station is owned by the Zimmer Radio Group of Mid-Missouri and features programming from ABC News Radio. It also broadcasts on translator 95.3 K237GU.
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