{"type":"standard","title":"Fukushima Himba Stakes","displaytitle":"Fukushima Himba Stakes","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11593173","titles":{"canonical":"Fukushima_Himba_Stakes","normalized":"Fukushima Himba Stakes","display":"Fukushima Himba Stakes"},"pageid":60844578,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Fukushima_Keibajo_Front_Close.jpg/330px-Fukushima_Keibajo_Front_Close.jpg","width":320,"height":210},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Fukushima_Keibajo_Front_Close.jpg","width":4056,"height":2667},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286502854","tid":"93901fc6-1dc3-11f0-adc3-cf641d5358a6","timestamp":"2025-04-20T08:43:48Z","description":"Horse race","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_Himba_Stakes","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_Himba_Stakes?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_Himba_Stakes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fukushima_Himba_Stakes"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_Himba_Stakes","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Fukushima_Himba_Stakes","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_Himba_Stakes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Fukushima_Himba_Stakes"}},"extract":"The Fukushima Himba Stakes is a Grade 3 horse race in Japan for Thoroughbred fillies and mares aged four and over. It is run in April over a distance of 1,800 meters on turf at Fukushima Racecourse.","extract_html":"
The Fukushima Himba Stakes is a Grade 3 horse race in Japan for Thoroughbred fillies and mares aged four and over. It is run in April over a distance of 1,800 meters on turf at Fukushima Racecourse.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Hassenplug Bridge","displaytitle":"Hassenplug Bridge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5680035","titles":{"canonical":"Hassenplug_Bridge","normalized":"Hassenplug Bridge","display":"Hassenplug Bridge"},"pageid":36028844,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Hassenplug_Covered_Bridge.jpg/330px-Hassenplug_Covered_Bridge.jpg","width":320,"height":140},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Hassenplug_Covered_Bridge.jpg","width":3966,"height":1736},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276422876","tid":"1e3eaa27-ee31-11ef-8005-c8bf6eff77ca","timestamp":"2025-02-18T19:47:00Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.92361111,"lon":-77.05},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassenplug_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassenplug_Bridge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassenplug_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hassenplug_Bridge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassenplug_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hassenplug_Bridge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassenplug_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hassenplug_Bridge"}},"extract":"The Hassenplug Bridge is an historic wooden covered bridge which is located in Mifflinburg, Union County, Pennsylvania.","extract_html":"
The Hassenplug Bridge is an historic wooden covered bridge which is located in Mifflinburg, Union County, Pennsylvania.
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