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{"type":"programming","setup":"Which song would an exception sing?","punchline":"Can't catch me - Avicii","id":32}

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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}

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