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Montesclaros is a municipality located in the province of Toledo, Castile-La Mancha, Spain. \nAccording to the 2006 census (INE), the municipality had a population of 406 inhabitants.
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The 1916–17 LSU Tigers basketball team represented Louisiana State University during the 1916–17 college men's basketball season. The coach was C. C. Stroud.
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