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{"type":"standard","title":"Harold Swanson","displaytitle":"Harold Swanson","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16885989","titles":{"canonical":"Harold_Swanson","normalized":"Harold Swanson","display":"Harold Swanson"},"pageid":40960138,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Harold_Swanson.png/330px-Harold_Swanson.png","width":320,"height":399},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Harold_Swanson.png","width":546,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274056185","tid":"84d5a7b6-e395-11ef-8839-9fc95dd307a8","timestamp":"2025-02-05T07:47:59Z","description":"American football coach and college athletics administrator","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Swanson","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Swanson?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Swanson?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harold_Swanson"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Swanson","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Harold_Swanson","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Swanson?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harold_Swanson"}},"extract":"Harold Swanson was an American football coach and college athletics administrator. He served as the head football coach at Manchester College—now known as Manchester University—in North Manchester, Indiana from 1947 to 1948 and at North Park College—now known as North Park University—in Chicago, Illinois from 1958 to 1960. His record at North Park was 17–7–1.","extract_html":"
Harold Swanson was an American football coach and college athletics administrator. He served as the head football coach at Manchester College—now known as Manchester University—in North Manchester, Indiana from 1947 to 1948 and at North Park College—now known as North Park University—in Chicago, Illinois from 1958 to 1960. His record at North Park was 17–7–1.
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