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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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